ilikehip-hop:

Bitch hand me the aux cord I’m bout to change your life

handjob:

com-pulsion:

I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.

• Every Elementary schooler in 2k15: MY ANACONDA DONT MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOUVE GOT BUNS HUN
• Every High schooler in 2k15: We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship soaring through the skies! Little Einsteins!

notashipbutanarmada:

punkdeers:

*holds a cat’s paw* you’re the only one i need

*cat desperately tries to pull away*

absolutely-not-the-madonna:

First day at school, Gaza, Palestine.

this is the most important thing right now.

Don’t look at anything else for a second.

This terrifies me  (via toanywhere)

calliestrider:

un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

*goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

meganski23:

ilovepeoplethattalktocameras:

flyingflesheater:

smilingwinchesters:

I would like to take the time to apologise to Taylor Swift and Kristen Stewart, for believing the shit the media told me, about you. 

also, Kesha

also Britney, and Lindsay Lohan

Also Megan Fox

I feel the need to apologize to Nicki Minaj too